Are you a token whore?

ARE YOU A TOKEN WHORE

A rigorous^* personality assessment for people with fourteen parallel agents and no off switch.

^*not rigorous.

tokens burned while you've been reading: 0 (the number is fake. the feeling is real.)

Begin the interrogation

Eight questions. No data collected. No tokens were consulted in the making of this quiz — approximately 47,000 were wasted, obviously.

Question 1 of 8

tokens burned: 0

answer honestly. the meter can tell.

The fine print

What counts as a token?

Everything. The punctuation you agonised over. The apology your agent wrote to itself. The six thousand tokens spent deciding between two fonts. If you felt something, it counted.

How the scoring works

Thirty-two points of pure science. Points are awarded for honesty and deducted for nothing at all. The meter is decorative. The guilt is real. The robot does not judge you, which is somehow worse.

What we do with your result

Nothing. No database, no cookie, no analytics, no banner asking whether you accept the inevitable. The only record of your diagnosis is the screenshot you are about to take.